Amazing Quotings from Books. . .

Calvin: I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and                    inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be intimidating and impenetrable fog!                                                                                     SOURCE: Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Sir Leigh Teabing: Nobody is more indoctrinated than the indoctriator. . .                                                                                    SOURCE: The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Calvin: Hey Mom, Can I get some plastic surgery? All the celebrities do it! Mom: Honey, celebrities need the fat sucked out of their brains, not their bottoms. . .                                                                   SOURCE: Calvin an Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's                  weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it.                We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we                  develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of                   life. . .                                                                 SOURCE: Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson             ...

Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation,                    corruption and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. . .                                                                               SOURCE: Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson